kramergate:

glumshoe:

thebatterheiress:

boysinbarrettes:

Just in case there’s anyone who hasn’t had the pleasure of reading Richard Kelly’s hilariterrible early draft of a screenplay for Holes, the Disney movie based on the YA novel by Louis Sachar. Richard Kelly was apparently assigned to the script several years before making Donnie Darko, and it's . . . certainly something. Some choice highlights:

  • Stanley is in the prison camp not for a case of mistaken identity but for mercy-killing his little sister, who was dying of radiation poisoning after an accidental nuclear holocaust
  • The warden is a man, who kills a couple of the inmates
  • The campers are smuggled into a supply town one night for a brief taste of freedom, during which Stanley has sex for the first time, with a prostitute
  • The whole script is narrated with a voiceover by Zero, decades in the future

Disney rejected the script, obviously, but somehow it ended up on a fan site. The site was later taken down, but thankfully archive.org still has it. Read it. You’ll be glad you did.

@glumshoe
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i cannot POSSIBLY beg you to read this enough. it is absurd in utterly unimaginable ways. its like if a sophomore in high school who had been repeatedly told hes good at writing decided to write an “updated” take on an edgy Holes AU. its fucking incomprehensible at its best and deep into an abyss of total nonsense at worst (aka, other best)

if i won the lottery i would buy the rights to this script and get this movie made

gearholder:
“ shelgon:
“ Alolan Dugtrio revealed in the demo
In one part of the demo, you can sometimes find a NPC who is startled by a Pokémon. When you view the PokéFinder, you discover Alolan Dugtrio
“Source: Serebii | Video
” ”
I swear to god if...

gearholder:

shelgon:

Alolan Dugtrio revealed in the demo 

In one part of the demo, you can sometimes find a NPC who is startled by a Pokémon. When you view the PokéFinder, you discover Alolan Dugtrio

Source: Serebii | Video

I swear to god if this thing is Rock type I will punch è _é

gentlebrownbaby:
“ Big skeleton : SKELETON WARRIORS
Small group of skeletons: DADADADADADDADAAADADADAACADADADADAAADDAA
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gentlebrownbaby:

Big skeleton : SKELETON WARRIORS

Small group of skeletons: DADADADADADDADAAADADADAACADADADADAAADDAA

culexus:
“ ““It looks like she was playing an arcade game and hated it.” - Matt, Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - MEDUSA’S LABYRINTH
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culexus:

“It looks like she was playing an arcade game and hated it.” - Matt,  Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - MEDUSA’S LABYRINTH

junirat:
“ Alolan Diglett Confirmed
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junirat:

Alolan Diglett Confirmed

Someone at Nintendo: I bet you don't have the guts to make an Alolan form that's the same Pokemon but in a shitty wig.
Pokemon designer: Fucking watch me.
bowserinthesky:
“ I love the new alolan dugtrio
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bowserinthesky:

I love the new alolan dugtrio

elnarez:
“ here’s a hi-res picture of the alolan dugtrio from the Pokemon Sun/Moon special demo
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elnarez:

here’s a hi-res picture of the alolan dugtrio from the Pokemon Sun/Moon special demo

pencil-rebagels:
“ coolthingoftheday:
“ Reddit user Noerdy rearranged leaves around the base of a tree in order to make it appear to be glowing.
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pencil-rebagels:

coolthingoftheday:

Reddit user Noerdy rearranged leaves around the base of a tree in order to make it appear to be glowing. 

Press “E” to place TREE