Silver Tongue

laughlikesomethingbroken:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

katsukii-yuri:

lesbianrukiakuchiki:

Quiz time: Would you rather fight a yaoi fetishist who produces/consumes content exclusively of waifish seme/uke character dynamics and makes jokes about being a “filthy sinner for my gayz” or would you rather fight a stringent hetshipper who thinks that making LGBT headcanons about their favs is offensive to them personally and wants to know why, like, you have to make everything about sexuality :/ 

Notes:

  • The yaoi fetishist has a lot of pent up anger. Might pretend you’re the person who wrote them a bad review on ffnet
  • The hetshipper has an advanced sense of rhythm, having listened to Cascada’s Every Time We Touch over a hundred times when consuming every AMV of their otp in youtube history

ive got two fists

having an advanced sense of rhythm based off of a single song means their attack patterns would follow that song alone, and be easy to predict

that said the ideal course of action is to introduce the yaoi fetishist to a ship involving the male half of the hetshipper’s otp and sit back as they tear each other apart. This expends minimal effort on your behalf and destroys both your enemies

coelasquid:

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

sataninventedrollerskates:

breastforce:

breastforce:

John Green, Tyler Oakly, Banksy, and Andrew Hussie are the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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we’re entering a new age

John Green: pestilence

Tyler Oakley: famine

Banksy: war

Andrew Hussie: death

scotchtapeofficial:
“ browningtons:
“ pinstripehourglass:
“words cannot express the dread I feel
”
Whys he look like he struggles to sell a song once a month on bandcamp
” ”

scotchtapeofficial:

browningtons:

pinstripehourglass:

words cannot express the dread I feel

Whys he look like he struggles to sell a song once a month on bandcamp

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routexx:
“i am an artist
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routexx:

i am an artist

the-ace-of-hearts:

weaux:

sushinfood:

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

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I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

@thedenofravenpuff

Ever tried drinking ink?

cyanocitta-blattidae:

hoeydrew:

cyanocitta-blattidae:

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Send help

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stop the normalization of joeys drinking ink 1932 #STNJDI

also featuring @askjoeydrew because i’ve always gotta feature him somewhere

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much, much later..

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yourplayersaidwhat:

(we’re exploring a ruin; we just entered a dark corridor and there’s a skeleton coming at us)

me: oh, it’s alive?

DM: yeah, you can talk to it and all

me: can i seduce it?

DM: you can try?

me: cool, i roll to seduce the skeleton. (gets a nat20)

DM: shit. okay. what do you say?

me: uh. wait. “looks like the skeleton is out of the closet”

DM: (laughing) right. okay. it’s immediatelly attracted to you.

me: nice.

DM: (skeleton voice) “lets bone, baby”

me: i regret this.

(skeleton died a turn later after i sent it to scout out a dangerous room, my character was sad but also very relieved)