Silver Tongue

danielkanhai:

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

delsinsfire:
“ You may think this is a joke. It’s not
The banana truly is the Dark Souls of fruits
”

delsinsfire:

You may think this is a joke. It’s not

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The banana truly is the Dark Souls of fruits

pill-barista:

the only easter post that matters

tavr0ss:

in its final hours club penguin isn’t banning anyone if they swear

we are truly in a state of anarchy

jamersknowsall:

squeakyfoam:

fuck you I hate you

Animal crackers

memeufacturing:

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

8bitmickey:

LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!

silver-tongues-blog:

I regret nothing