vvarp-core:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

slightly-unpredictable-queen:

If you’re ever asked by a straight person who is your celebrity crush but you’re not out and your brain decides to take a vacation on lesbian island and you can’t come up with the name of a single man that was ever famous just say Chris. The other person will immediately say the Chris of their choice amongst the 50 that are famous and you just agree with them.

Boost for closeted lgbt+ people

For closeted men use Jennifer.

lyinginbedmon:

ithelpstodream:

out of this world trolling lmao

For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk on the Moon.

The full quotation, referring to the experience of observing Earth from the Moon surface, is thus:

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’

ghostcongregation:

a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”

and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist

plasticiv:

100% convinced that Wendy’s is a smug anime girl.
(Inspired by these tweets)

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

erarg:

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom

the-long-dog:

And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I 
Get real high

and I scREM

shineyhammer:

shineyhammer:

shineyhammer:

conservatives really out here acting like they’re counterculture

lmfao

“we’re 100% supporting the system and we voted for the living embodiment of american greed and corrupt business but we’re punk because we hate gay people and dont believe in global warming”

mintyfreshsquids:

some non-oc snipperclips style requests owo/

haiku-oezu:

The things that keep you up at night