this is the good bubbles of anti-hellsite
reblog and your dashboard will be protected from drama and bad discourse in 2017
yes, yes, absolutely
BACKSTORY: My party is being accused of destroying a city and must stand trial to prove their innocence so they’re getting help from their cities paladin.
DM(Paladin): Have you heard the case of the legendary warrior Orenthal James of House Simpson? He killed his wife and got away with it.
Ranger: THE GAUNTLETS DIDN’T FIT!
Waiting for a render, drew a garf to calm my nerves. Photoshop probably slowed down the rendering, but the garf was undeniably therapeutic.
guys lets brainstorm a post
setting: 1950s london
*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this
hi it’s me, Ringo Star, the time-traveling song wizard. i’m going to write a song about your predicament now
to be fair this is the best case scenario because i know that it wont end up on an album and ringo starr gets to be known as “the beatle who wrote songs about dudes balls getting caught in a trolley”



