energyprison:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

imagine you’re about to fight someone and they get in the Vegeta fighting stance

what do you do

this

criticalrolo:

criticalrolo:

criticalrolo:

Our dm gave us a circlet of intelligence but instead of using it ourselves the Grey Render that got really attached to our Paladin started messing with it, attained an intelligence score of 19, and now we have Randall the Grey Render who works as our butler

as a reference, this guy lives at our house, wears a waistcoat and monocle, and has the highest intelligence score in the party

King Status

spokenfromtheheartandsoul:

the face of a man who did not sign up for this

gunsandfireandshit:

graynard:

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

utopians:

“real rednecks aren’t racist! real punks can’t be bigots! real (insert x social group) can’t-”

memesforages:

This is astonishing

omariyang:

sagihairius:

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals

pamelabeesly:

Rebekah Jones was fired from the Florida Department of Health because she refused to report altered data. Florida is now actively deleting cases and hiding data in order to move forward with Phase 3 of reopening, despite actually currently leading the country in COVID-19 cases. It is likely my state will become the new epicenter of the virus in the US, and more tourists and locals are here, without masks, every single day.

We are breaking records for new cases each day even with the state government hiding information from the public. They are letting us die so the shops can reopen. I am absolutely disgusted, but not surprised with the (lack of) leadership from our Trump-loving leader. IMPEACH GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS AND STOP LETTING PEOPLE DIE.

Some more sources for further reading: x / x / x / x

(All info as of 12pm, June 24, 2020)

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engineer actually becomes a real estate agent after tf2 canonically