Silver Tongue

rosemary-the-skunk:

here it is

kingminotam:

stardustcrusades:
gender discourse
I shot gender in Reno, just to watch it die.

My uncle works at gender

diamondshinethecartoonfangirl:

Exotic Butters, one of the reasons why i live.

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

when you flip your canvas and you realize the face you drew is lopsided

kayotics:

REBLOG IF UR FRIEND IS WORTH AT LEAST SIX POTATOE

barghestbaby:

WHY IS THUR A DICK ON MAI STOMACK

sourcefieldmix:

why’s this $350 router look like a sacrificial altar from an alien race