quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

You can’t tell when your kid is lying. Data taken from more than 10,000 instances show adults could only tell when kids were lying 47% of the time, which is no better than if they had just guessed. Source

My theory is a lot of adults refuse to believe children are capable of lying.

there’s an entire short film about how adults refusing to believe that their kid could lie results in a teacher turning into a killer.

quartz-poker:

dustyhooves:

geardrops:

ambris:

ithelpstodream:

paranoid parrot

I do like, 90% of these.

hold up doesn’t everyone do/think these things?

Me.

If someone starts following me I always start making random turns and go to the police station. :D

i do all of these except the dog one but thats because i dont have a dog

feelsmoor:

caffeinated-space-potato:

dinovia-countryman:

wohhh:

wohhh:

savingdame:

wohhh:

nandivina:

wohhh:

Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection

Just ask dear.

PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I LOVE YOU LOLA

This starts to looks like “The Last Supper”

Here is Maggie. You’re welcome.

I can’t not reblog this.  It would seem like sacrilege.

Someone had to do it eventually. Bless.

IM FRAMING THIS FOR TIMES OF TROUBLE

aviculor:

bogleech:

“He said: “There’s an Orwellian concept going on here, where what’s happening to me and my wife, and they plan to do this with other governors.“They’re doing this to the business community. Is they’re purging any dissent on this issue. It’s almost like the George Orwell book 1984, where if you disagree with big brother, or you go against the thought police, if you remember that book, you will be purged and you will disappear.                                                                                                        “They purge you. And my wife, for example, in Charlotte, she primarily stays in Charlotte. She’s been disinvited to charity events, and basically, they call her up and they say, ‘you know, you better not come. You better not come’.”

North Carolina Governor thinks people getting mad at him for being an asshole qualifies as an “Orwellian purge.”

skittycatz said: “I stripped people of their rights and now they’re mad at me and I’m facing some consequences? This is EXACTLY LIKE 1984, which if I remember correctly was a book where mean citizens bullied the poor meek innocent government. I think that’s how it went.”

rosexknight:

@scraps-is-busy I drew Mr. Gold XD

dork-iplier:

smol babies

trilliath:

citizen-zero:

r0xx0rz:

stanleykubricky:

chromestainedsmile:

How college actually works.

Love u and c u Monday

this looks like something i would send sober lmao

I love how the professor also signs off with “Good yard” though

Yeah that’s about right.

I’m fuckin signing all my emails “Good yard” from now on

edwad:

you shouldn’t have to reveal some deeply personal thing about yourself, especially if it somehow affects your safety, just so that people will listen to you and stop treating you like shit

brainstatic:

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

3d-bear:

GEN 1 POKEMON BADGES (3D SPRITES)

Hey! It’s been a while. Working on a ton of stuff at the moment! I need to figure out a good way to make 3D Sprites with more then 4 colors & I wanted to really refine my 3D sprite process. 

I decided to make a little project out of it and… here you go!

If you dig this, check out my other Pokemon stuff!

I also have a youtube channel! Mostly Timelapses but you guys might like.