hi! i’m jeff jeffins from the jeff report
say what you want about homestuck but it has such a Look and Flavor and i’ll be glad to re-read it all sometime in the future
this is just a sketch but this blog has just kinda become??? where I post my TaZ stuff??? so here’s The Twins, I love them so much
1) Does not hurt rhinos
2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability
3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught
4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base
Win. Win. Win. Win.
5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable




