Randomly generated lands! I did these forever ago and never posted them, but now seems like the time. Happy 4/13 everybody!
best part of the ep:
Fantasy Reporters & News Publications
- Steve Fohnson, Fantasy Times
- Rex Reed, Hollywudd Reporter
- Rod Peaselwax, Freedom Constitutional
- Clop Hoofman, Minotaur Monthly
- Clip Clayvon, Boston Messenger
- Jeff Jeffins, Jeff Report
- Wisp Blinkman, theeyeofthebeholder\geocities.com
- Dr. Frasier Crane, The Frasier Crane Show
- Jamie Green, Bugbear Times
ARE YOU OKAY ZENYATTA?!
EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
@zenyatta-txt What is… What is this
I downloaded a program to make me run faster and with more efficiency. It backfired.
alright, who overclocked zenyatta?
tumblr users in ten years: God. Holy Shit. I told someone to kill themselves over a ship? Christ, I was scum. Where the fuck were my parents?
me in ten years: i have no regrets, because i never told anyone to kill themselves in the first place. my mama didn't raise me in a fucking barn.
My current D.Va headcanon is that the B.Va and Junebug skins are what Hana uses as a Recallwatch superhero for activities not sanctioned by the Korean government, these mechs are provided by Overwatch and officially this superhero is not connected with Hana Song, the Korean Military, or her sponsors, so that her technically illegal (if still righteous) activities can’t officially be linked to them
Like, everyone knows it’s Hana!! It’s like the world’s most poorly-kept secret, like, it’s REALLY OBVIOUSLY the same person, but for P.R. Reasons the D.Va who’s a member of the new Overwatch is officially and legally a distinct entity from the D.Va who works for MEKA
“its not me its my bugsona”
My alter-ego Countess Junebug Flagrante
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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”
But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?
- On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
- On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
- In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”
how do you even tell your superior officer I mean
“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”
“what are you trying to say cadet”
“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”
“…goddamn it, not again.”And remember the time when the army of Liechtenstein went to war with 80 people and returned home with 81 because they made a friend?
aww :)
here’s the special hussie drawpile from the homestuck artists discord server! happy 4/13 everyone!!! thanks to everyone that participated they all look wonderful!!! credits to each artist will be under the cut!
