Silver Tongue
While we were camping in the forest…

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Are wild pigs commonly found in the wild?”

–Me, the Party’s Fighter (I meant to say ‘Are wild pigs commonly found in the forest’)

ithotyouknew2:
“ lesbianeroticthriller:
“ sufjanstevens420:
“ lizziesamuels:
“ wonderwallmsn:
“ We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant...

ithotyouknew2:

lesbianeroticthriller:

sufjanstevens420:

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

Me when I see hot wings

Just gals loving hot wings

Have you ever read homestuck, if so Happy 413. (Sorry if my english is bad)
Anonymous

petite-pumpkin:

I did read Homestuck, but I’m not really interested in it anymore.
Happy 413 anyway!

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empoleonlol:

4/13 mood

ananxiousraccoon:
“it’s already april 13 here & im still a homestuck & i still love and miss these kids a whole lot so i listened to vol.10, drew this and made myself sad happy 413 everyone
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ananxiousraccoon:

it’s already april 13 here & im still a homestuck & i still love and miss these kids a whole lot so i listened to vol.10, drew this and made myself sad happy 413 everyone

ickle-ronniekins:

fourandahalfgiraffes:

Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS

My favorite part of Homestuck is how ridiculous everything sounds out of context.

justifyingreality413:

dabesbigadvenchers:

talkativetiad:

momoparfait:

mematodium:

draygonphantoon:

monderomain:

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.  i found it in my dad’s wallet.

EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.

TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.

DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

An old man has much to do before he returns to Earth, dies, gets stuffed by his adopted-yet-biological daughter-slash-grand-daughter, and stuck in front of a fireplace.

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

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