straycatj:

jenny-jinya:

This is about goodbye…

Short story about grief, I wanted to try something slightly different. Maybe someone out there needs to see this.

(Sorry for the huge watermarks, but people keep removing my signature from my pages and I’m trying to protect my work somehow .___. )

😭😭😭

mormonmonastery:

I support the goals of Moses and #LetMyPeopleGo but I’m disappointed to see what used to be peaceful protests take such a violent turn :( Politely asking Pharaoh to free the Israelites from slavery is more effective than unleashing plague after plague on Egypt. And now I hear that a lot of Israelites are out destroying their own communities by tagging their houses with some kind of gang sign? that’s painted with animal blood? What does that even accomplish? I agree that a whole people being in bondage and having their babies killed is kind of messed up, but it’s still never okay to destroy people’s property with hail and locusts. They need to show more respect to the people who’ve been systemically slaughtering them. Violence never solved anything :( Two wrongs never make a right :( :(

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy.

Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

sketiana:

toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again

she does it to spite kyoshi fans that claim kyoshi was the best earthbender

daviidstriider:

smallmetal:

smallmetal:

smallmetal:

i’m at my baby’s blood caste reveal party, im hoping for a jade or teal :)

ah shit

the food coloring is real blood, obviously 

congrats! its a vriska

turing-tested:

do ladders count as stairs? why or why not

no because youre not supposed to use your hands when climbing stairs unless its holding onto the railing

chefpyro:

Why is it that men can walk out on the street shirtless but I cant commit arson

Because gas prices are outrageous and arson is expensive to commit

xxtc-96xx:

yeah probably 

calladraws101:

karens

ot3:

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like
Me: ehhhh
Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played
Me: