shitmystudentswrite:

For anyone not familiar with Western Europe, it is in the western part of Europe.

shitmystudentswrite:

Think about octopi. There are no ‘rich octopi’ or ‘poor octopi’ there are only octopi trying to survive.

shitmystudentswrite:

The consumption of alcohol that has been around for several millennials.

iced-shit:

you’re walking in the woods

there’s no one around and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

samurai jack

aquaristlifeforme:

Biggest newt pile yet.

wootn:

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

kinkykong:

kramergate:

listen I know I can’t stop talking about The Shining but I’m really stuck on the fact that if a modern remake were made (and it didn’t take place in the 60s or 80s) “here’s Johnny” would be a pretty irrelevant line unless it were purely referential to the predecessor and it would either have to be cut altogether or a new irreverent pop culture reference would have to be made

leeroy jenkins

“HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY!”

or

“TOP OF THE MORNIN T'YE LADDIES”

freedom-shamrock:

poplitealqueen:

bouncingbumble:

So we’ve got a small but powerful token,

originally belonging to a powerful being, but taken by a flawed hero who didn’t know what he was getting in for,

and who is defeated, losing the item into the water.

This token comes into the keeping of an eccentric mortal for many years, giving them long life and vitality,

until they pass it on to a younger relative, and their health immediately begins to deteriorate.

The adorable, dark-haired, doe-eyed new bearer,

carrying the token on a necklace,

sets out to find someone else to take it,

but ultimately must take ownership of the quest themselves.

Along the way, they encounter endless dangers and obstacles,

finally facing their greatest challenge yet at a volcano,

and return the token to its source.

Featuring super idyllic, completely culturally stagnated hometowns,

raptors of unusual size,

Dramatic Tower Is Dramatic,

and tiny boats sailing into the sunset.

tl;dr - Moana is Lord of the Rings without the actual evil.

AH

This is a delightful comparison.

pembrokewkorgi:

misterrockett:

auroblaze:

sonic-forces:

Screenshot from today’s Nintendo Direct!
Who could this new ally be?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re going to have a little talk, Rocket… you, me, and my bat.

oldwayout:

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”