cutegirlonline:

me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

me: wtf. why

humming-fly:

x

scotchtapeofficial:

ostolero:

if you close your eyes right before the ball hits, 

your brain will think that you have died. 

some people find calmness in this.

i hope island kahuna olivia sends out a nosepass directly into my face, killing me instantly

aestheticniallshat:

One day we’re gonna google the mandela effect and it’s gonna say “no results”

petite-pumpkin:

What a cute little pumpkin!

vriskamylove:

I’m the kind of person that will delete and retype an entire tag sentence if I make a typo and that’s really all you need to know about my personality

paradoxgavel:

*hears a star wars joke*

me, on the outside: haha, that was pretty good. nice one.

me, on the inside: mmmMMMMMMmmmm FUNNNNYYYYY JOKE!

afloweroutofstone:

My electoral college prediction map