Magnus started picking the lock on my door every night to practice his new rogue skills, and when I told him I didn’t appreciate him using my door for that, he kept doing it but started leaving these little wooden figurines behind, each holding a tiny sign with ‘Sorry!’ carved into it. I tried magically locking the door once to stop him, but I guess he mentioned it to Taako or something cause the next day a pair of my earrings were gone from my room with a note left in their place that just said, ‘Knock Knock, stupid! -T’. …I loved those earrings.
there’s a big difference between “food waste” as in “farmers destroy tons of food to avoid exceeding quotas” or “supermarkets throw away this much edible food because it doesn’t sell”
and “food waste” as in “it is not actually within the capacity of humans to perfectly predict and track household food consumption, so a certain amount of food per household inevitably goes bad and has to be thrown out every year”
the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian
Just showered for half an hour and composed a dozen text posts in my head. Debating which ones to realize.
No.
It’s not like Chef lives in a country with a shortage of water. In fact, I’m pretty sure they spend a lot of money trying to have LESS water.
Dude, you don’t know the half of it. We drained a fucking sea in the middle of our country and made a new province out of it.
The wikipedia article on that sea is in past tense now. We did that.
Water ain’t got shit on us. Half our culture is based around fighting the fucking forces of nature.
Dutch people: not remotely in the area of fucking around.
I mean, there is a reason for the saying “God created the world; the Dutch created the Netherlands”. That reason is that we created basically a third of the land we now occupy.
Just a PSA for everyone!! With spring coming around and the humming birds migrating back in. I just want to warn everyone do NOT no matter what use the “premade” red humming bird food. The red dye in the food is causing seizures and death among the birds. Instead you can make your own! Just use 2 cups water and half cup sugar!
GIVE THEM THE GOOD SUGAR WATERS they come every year to my feeders, I love these birds they deserve that premium warm sugar water
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
