bloodbending:

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song
> My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark
> sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

>the “kids must eat” song from KND

psshaw:

glumshoe:

every week I get a new set of students and give them the option to come up with a team name

every week I get at least three kids who want to be called The Illuminati

Okay, and I thought I grew up well-to-do. My baseball team was called Ready Rooter Sewer and Drain because that’s who paid for our uniforms.

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

theslytherinhighlady:

mushishitposter:

reasons you should adopt black cats
1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition
2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes
3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone
4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious

5. cat

6. Actually, a lot of people believes that black cats are better at ‘protecting’ their humans. I have one that sleeps on my pillow and i’m actually having way less nightmares ??

7. People can’t see black cat hair on black clothes

8. they’re super sweet and will love you just like any other cat

cioji:

Gabe + McCree & Genji is a recipe for disaster like, they’ll be going out to get McDonalds at 3 am in full Blackwatch uniform and they’ll arrive back at the base laughing to themselves, joking that Jack′s hairline on the statue looks better

Then there’s Ana, sitting in the dark with her hands folded, wearing a t-shirt saying ‘The Ghost Watches’: Where have you three been?

Them:

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

berret-snowbear:

shameshack:

Why would someone make this???

probably to ensure a spot in the darkest pits of hell

Someone put this in my dash and now every single one of you must suffer with me.

I hope whoever made this has a terrible week

durbikins:

aurghhh:

I’ve just been reading people freaking out at Target in the US no longer labeling their toys “girls” and “boys”. A fairly common response is something like “How will I know what to get my granddaughter for her birthday if I don’t know which are the girl’s toys?” Hmm, well, what does your granddaughter like? Maybe you could actually get to know her and find out what her interests are rather than treating her as a generic representative of her assigned gender. Just a thought.

homoboyfriend:

It looks like the hat is vomiting mold

nebuladisquisitions:

IF A TV SHOW ABOUT CARTOON BEARS UNDERSTANDS THE NECESSITY OF POSITIVE REPRESENTATION OF MINORITIES IN THE MEDIA YOU CAN TOO.

(honestly though this show is so adorable and is actually an allegory about being a minority [particularly asian] in america!! see the interview with the creator here)

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Don’t vore the pop tarts.
Please.”