Goretober day 15: Lacerations
It’s gonna take more than a few stitches to make that better.

Goretober day 15: Lacerations

It’s gonna take more than a few stitches to make that better.

about92bleachedrainbows:

Has this been done before? I’m pretty sure this has been done before

I know I mentioned I wasn’t going to shitpost anymore.

….I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite. 

based on this

millieane:
“ Sister location baby!
”

millieane:

Sister location baby!

strawberrysuicide115:
“ ”Did you know I was on stage once?”
I really love Baby’s design!
”

strawberrysuicide115:

”Did you know I was on stage once?”

I really love Baby’s design!

thesylverlining:
“ tsarbucks:
“ lethbian:
“ hmmmm……
”
The Cask Of Amontillado (1846)
”
I’m not sure why this particular work of Edgar Allen Poe is becoming a meme now, 170 years later, but I’m kind of glad it is
”

thesylverlining:

tsarbucks:

lethbian:

hmmmm……

The Cask Of Amontillado (1846)

I’m not sure why this particular work of Edgar Allen Poe is becoming a meme now, 170 years later, but I’m kind of glad it is

pembrokewkorgi:

spoopy-tongues-blog:

pembrokewkorgi:

worldoffizz:

bone-fiends:

talesofthearts:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

image

Actually crying here

Here it is for your Alton Brown needs

Oh sweet chocolate Jesus! Cooking eggs isn’t that damned difficult.

While I don’t recommend cracking an egg directly into the frying pan, mostly because it’s messy and you risk getting pieces of egg shell into a hot frying pan, why is it they have so much trouble doing that and do it effortlessly into the dildo maker?

I watched the linked video and all I have to say is… you’re right, Alton Brown! I do want to be Wolverine!  Somebody get me those meat claws pronto!

I’m pretty sure alton brown would use these for cutthroat kitchen.

Actually in the video linked he says one of them WAS used in Cutthroat Kitchen.

yeah. he also pointed out that the guy who bought it because htey saw it on cuthhroat kitchen and left a bad review didn’t seem to realize it was a sabatage to make cooking harder.
Also, I remember now, this kind of thing was a sabatage when they were making hotdogs I think.

william-snekspeare:
“ s h u t t h e u p
”

william-snekspeare:

s h u t  t h e  u p

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

robothugscomic:

New comic! (link)

This comic references tropes in post-apocalyptic fiction, including sexual assault.

I’ve been reading  a lot of apocalyptic fiction. Did you know that it’s possible to write about danger and  the destruction of society without constantly subjecting female characters to sexual violence? Yeah? Maybe someone should let some authors know about that.

If the apocalypse is just grimly competent men shepherding vaguely protesting women around while thinking manly grim thoughts, count me out, I’d rather be part of the first wave.