dysthymicgenos:

mollypedia:

bevsi:

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)

@lawlietismyfavorite 

altadude:

tediousfeline:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

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oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

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hd-glasses:

*wipes off the dust*

Shoutout to these kids who saved most of the comic with their shenanigans !!! 

Also happy 413 >:] I’m finally free after 5 years

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ carnivalouswaltz:
“ trans-parenting:
“ Spot on.
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@fattyatomicmutant
I’m sure you’ve already seen this but
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This is the most horrifically acurate political satire cartoon of the year
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carnivalouswaltz:

trans-parenting:

Spot on.

@fattyatomicmutant

I’m sure you’ve already seen this but

This is the most horrifically acurate political satire cartoon of the year

poursomegumiionme-blog:
“ RUN FORREST RUNNNNNNNN
”

poursomegumiionme-blog:

RUN FORREST RUNNNNNNNN

pembrokewkorgi:

worldoffizz:

bone-fiends:

talesofthearts:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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Actually crying here

Here it is for your Alton Brown needs

Oh sweet chocolate Jesus! Cooking eggs isn’t that damned difficult.

While I don’t recommend cracking an egg directly into the frying pan, mostly because it’s messy and you risk getting pieces of egg shell into a hot frying pan, why is it they have so much trouble doing that and do it effortlessly into the dildo maker?

I watched the linked video and all I have to say is… you’re right, Alton Brown! I do want to be Wolverine!  Somebody get me those meat claws pronto!

I’m pretty sure alton brown would use these for cutthroat kitchen.

pembrokewkorgi:

therebloggening:

pembrokewkorgi:

As much as I don’t like Jason Todd, I can’t ignore that this is adorable.

As stupid as the reality punch was, Jason Todd probably had more story potential as the Red Hood than he ever did as Robin.  Still you have to admire the gigantic cahones it took to try to steal the rims off the batmobile.

I can’t lie, that is both ballsy and awesome.  I’d probably like him more if I wasn’t such a big fan of Tim Drake.

pembrokewkorgi:

cuppacats:

ironbite4:

datcatwhatcameback:

bak62:

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By suan_ringo

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@choowoo

Um…….did that Zoroark adopt that Litten?  Cause…THAT’S ADORABLE!

DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST CRYING AT WORK

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