jonasdc:
“ Pokemon - new Muk Alola form!
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jonasdc:

Pokemon - new Muk Alola form!

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thecaffeinekitty:

“That will be $26.14, ma'am.”
*Without pausing for a breath* “It said 23.99 on the shelf.”
You’re right, ma'am! It must be aliens! Or a conspiracy!
Or it COULD just be sales tax.

bevendre:

megakazuki:

bevendre:

“Type: Null’s evolution is so lazy!  It just loses its helmet!”

Mother. Fucking. MAGNETON.

MOTHER. FUCKING. DUGTRIO!

MOTHER. FUCKING. ELECTRODE!

MOTHER!

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Originally posted by rewatchingpokemon

FUCKING!

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Originally posted by retrogamingblog

POLIWRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by askpolitoed

MOTHERFUCKIN MAROWAK

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Originally posted by butt-berry

suturmontalksabouthomos:

“You don’t just lose the match; you lose your soul!”

OH…VERY ORIGINAL. GODDAMMIT. CAN WE HAVE ONE CARD GAME WHERE SOMEONES SOUL ISN’T AT RISK

well, season 0 had games where their soul wasn’t at risk. ONly the body.

Goretober day 14: asphyxiation
What’s the matter? Did I leave your breathless?

Goretober day 14: asphyxiation

What’s the matter? Did I leave your breathless?

scraps-is-busy:

Some customers stretch the definition of being rude and lazy.

Customer wants 30 bags of pellets. But they don’t want to actually load them into their cart. Instead, we need to get a loader, who was on lunch, to load all 30 bags for him.

Guy doesn’t lift a finger, instead complains about how lazy people are and watches. Pellets aren’t even heavy!
I know it’s customer service, but all he’s done is yell at people to help him, cut to the front of long lines of customers looking to pay, and complain about how we aren’t accomedating him.

kill them all

moringmark:

Then she grabbed and ate Marco’s Post-it note.