Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: after arriving in a new city, my necromancer wizard looks through the wanted posters that are around making sure he’s not on any of them..

Rogue: Are you a criminal?

Wizard: Not here.

DM: That is the best reply I’ve ever heard to that question.

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ciiryah:
“ Sunlight
inspirated by mayakern
”

ciiryah:

Sunlight

inspirated by mayakern

dickfizzlewitz:
“”

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

This knife is actually a magic wand

Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

*cocks gun* magic missile

*calls police*
Guardian of faith

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

This knife is actually a magic wand

chrossrank:
“Well well well
”

chrossrank:

Well well well

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jeffkebab:

Mmm just slunching on some lettuce
Cronch cruchn Munch sliurnch Minch munch cricNh cronch CLoruch murch mich munchhc

croxovergoddess:
“Mixing this meme up a bit with a Monster Challenge!
Draw your character as a Monster type!
”

croxovergoddess:

Mixing this meme up a bit with a Monster Challenge!
Draw your character as a Monster type!