Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: after arriving in a new city, my necromancer wizard looks through the wanted posters that are around making sure he’s not on any of them..
Rogue: Are you a criminal?
Wizard: Not here.
DM: That is the best reply I’ve ever heard to that question.

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ciiryah:

Sunlight
inspirated by mayakern

dickfizzlewitz:

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:
chefpyro:
charlesoberonn:
Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.
This knife is actually a magic wand
Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
*cocks gun* magic missile

*calls police*
Guardian of faith

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:
Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.
This knife is actually a magic wand

chrossrank:

Well well well

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jeffkebab:

Mmm just slunching on some lettuce
Cronch cruchn Munch sliurnch Minch munch cricNh cronch CLoruch murch mich munchhc

croxovergoddess:

Mixing this meme up a bit with a Monster Challenge!
Draw your character as a Monster type!