kiryues:

Travis apologizes to Justin for doing a hit and everyone yells at Clint.

arraydia:

Hey friendos! Someone cool posted a really neat kid/troll sprite maker on the subreddit, go check it out! It’s got pixel-perfect adjustment for the face and customizable hues for the body presets, very useful for making a draft of your fan character!

https://twolfe110.itch.io/thicc

murphyonicfield:

jelliheart:

haytaco:

momnar:

momnar:

momnar:

Okay so

:D< 

It’s like :D but my hands are together because I’m very invested in what you have to say

l respect your opinion and raise you a compromise! Both are right and good we make a great team.

You’re right!!! You’re so right!!!! Give emojis cute hands 2016!!!!!

@jelliheart this is some good shit

This is adorable omg

@bonewalk

[chinhands]

nayx:

hustleinatrap:

I’m screaming

this is clickbait i can approve of

fussyconcussy:

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

you know where he got the water in the glass? from a well, actually.

patricknageltittygirl:

while you were studying the blade I wasn’t studying the blade. I was reading the cliffnotes on blades. I’m barely scraping by in blade class

factsinallcaps:

IN THE EXTENDED CUT OF THE “FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR” THEME SONG, HIS AUNTIE AND UNCLE HAVE HIRED A CHAUFFEUR TO PICK WILL UP AT THE AIRPORT. HOWEVER, WHEN WILL SEES THE CHAUFFEUR WAITING FOR HIM AT THE GATE WEARING A SUIT AND HOLDING A SIGN BEARING HIS NAME, HE MISTAKENLY BELIEVES THE CHAUFFEUR HIRED BY AUNT VIV AND UNCLE PHIL TO BE A POLICE OFFICER THERE TO ARREST HIM DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE “JUST GOT HERE” AND HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING, SO HE SNEAKS PAST THE CHAUFFEUR AND OUT OF THE AIRPORT. IT IS AT THIS POINT THAT HE “WHISTLES FOR A CAB.”

adurot:

pmendicant:

look if anyone would do this, it would be magnus

@conspicuouslad

chefpyro:

Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.

Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!

Humans: … what?

Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.

Humans: i… okay then.