Silver Tongue

freedomjusticewarrior:

yahooentertainment:

lmao😂/smh🙄

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

8 legs, 7 vaginas,
Oh chaotic evil female psych(ic/o) Rouge elf explaining why she has a spider girlfriend (via yourplayersaidwhat)

matthewsagan:

scientist: in spite of common misconceptions, nuclear power is actually quite safe, with a number of studies showing it causes less deaths than either wind or solar power

me: but what about the giant nuclear spiders it creates

scientist: that’s not a real thing

me: sounds like something someone about to be eaten by giant nuclear spiders would say

ryanccole:

sahoni-stuff:

Thinking hard about this scene today.

“She is the last Unicorn in the world”

“It would be the last Unicorn in the world that came to Molly Grue”

Night in the woods footsies?
Anonymous

craigginz:

skarchomp:

when ur straight friend about to do something stupid

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WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

the-science-llama:

The new Bat Bot B2