>buys murder house
>ghost: GET THE FUCK OUT
>me: BITCH, IT’S ALL I COULD AFFORD, YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS, WHY DON’T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT!?
Since others were posting there zine pieces here is mine from the @gfzine it was my first zine so I did the best I could!
i like to imagine todd howard moves around in real life permanently in the t-position, with no animations whatsoever, clipping through everything, a voice just being projected from his real-life 3D model while he communicates to people, unblinking, mouth unmoving.
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I would rub my butt all day. At home, in the check out line, at the bus stop. Just rubbing my butt, don’t mind me.
i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.
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