transflatwoodsmonster:

tammycat:

strong, shirtless man: *gestures to biceps* check out these swords bro

guy: uhh… don’t you mean guns…?

strong, shirtless man: no *flexes with audible SHIIING noise*

i love that this post feasibly implies that when people flex normally it makes a gunshot sound

genderjuice:

its not even a hundred years from WW2 where nazi ideology & white supremacy quite literally got millions of ppl systematically murdered, and some ppl still act like nazism is “just an opinion” and that “everyone’s entitled to an opinion” as if it was something akin to a favorite color or food preference instead of a violent, manipulative, dangerous propaganda

bittystimming:

I’ve seen a few stimming videos of people playing with slime where when you click the sound it’s been replaced by loud screaming or loud sounds!
I was so startled by one I nearly had a panic attack please fellow stimmers be careful if you are sensitive to sound!

❗❗❗❗❗PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND LET OTHERS KNOW❗❗❗❗❗

xeppeli:

tunnaa-unnaa:

xeppeli:

xeppeli:

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all.
Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

lievii:

rakosuke:

lievii:

I..am tumblr mobile.

explain

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

rosexknight:

fuck-customers:

Three customers handed me their credit/debit card today even tho they used the pin pad to punch in their # for the rewards card. Like wtf you think the pin pad is for?? One of them slid the card across the counter and said “can I have my receipt?” My man, do you not understand how anything works or what??

When they did that to me o didn’t touch their card, because if we touched their card to swipe it and something comes up fraud, it’s technically on the cashier. So I told them “You’ll swipe the card on the pin pad if it’s ready.” And if they pitched a fit I told them if I swiped their card (which I’d do on the pin pad ANYWAY) I told them I’d have to see their ID if I did it. That usually shut them up.

butters-the-alicorn:

Just chilling in the royal pond, non-pegasi guards making sure no pesky pegasi shows up to bother the chill.

Don’t mind Twilight, she’s still adjusting to the new instincts that come with the wings.