Silver Tongue

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

just-shower-thoughts:

Too many people are working hard and not getting wealthy for me to believe that 1) hard work leads to wealth or 2) wealth should be a goal of hard work.

I made a puzzle that involved a door

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me (DM): You cannot persuade nor intimidate the door
Barbarian: Okay, I wanna be vored by the door
Druid to our monk: No wait, get the door drunk!

jelloapocalypse:

xycuro-illuminati:
AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.
I’m writing So This is Basically Danny Phantom this weekend and this is so much funnier than anything I know will be in that video goddamnit

skyybridge:

unsettlingstories:
I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.
this is the worst post on this website

elegqnt:

In line for my favorite ride!

likewhatyoulikelikedamn:

I honestly try not to be petty but there are some people I can’t stand who hide behind the defense of being a minor
And part of me wants to wait until they turn 18 so I can be like “SO ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT YOU TALKED…”