they warned you about stairs bro

bonus

It keeps happening

tolkien-in-beleriand:

earlgraytay:

You know, Tolkien just said elves have leaf-shaped ears. He didn’t see what kind of leaf.

I need a Fëanor with one of these

or any elf actually

ajacquelineofalltrades:

I’m not an artist, but I have more than a few friends who are, so I thought this might be a good thing to post. 

halcyonharlot:

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

hunkules:

Come my child, before the humans return

baba yaga is done with your shit

chessys:

problematism:

i love this trend of calling ppl “queen of …” its so positive i hope it never dies

queen of positive meme discourse

Drop in my inbox what you think I’m the queen of

skeleslime-phantom:

“Welcome back, Hannah!”

The Scary Godmother TV specials and comic books were one of my favorite things to watch and read on Halloween as a kid, and they still are.

A big part of why I love monsters and the holiday so much probably stems from loving this series, and the many other Halloween stories that had the same charm~

theroguefeminist:

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.

kendallhaleart:

My parents would never say this. …Out loud.