officialunitedstates:

smexing:

officialunitedstates:

zreje:

officialunitedstates:

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

rosexknight:
“ quakeponi:
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I 100% did this today. I had just clocked out and gotten my stuff from the break room. Had a poptart in one hand, keys in the other, purse (bright pink and light gray) over my shoulder. It’s more than...

rosexknight:

quakeponi:

@rosexknight

I 100% did this today. I had just clocked out and gotten my stuff from the break room. Had a poptart in one hand, keys in the other, purse (bright pink and light gray) over my shoulder. It’s more than obvious that I’m leaving. I’m walking out the door and I hear “Excuse me, ma’am?”

I pretended not to hear. The customer ran me down as the person up front was checking my bag, looked annoyed, demanded I help her in TV’s, and I gave her a smile and said “I’m sorry I’m off the clock. They’ll get someone to help you.” and never looked back.

rootbeergoddess:

smiling-grouch:

My headcannon!Gabriel is that he’s actually super chill dad, but I’ll be damned if he will tolerate a cheap makeup job. 

Did you really think that makeup would last through first period, Adrien? For god’s sake he taught you better than that.

Oh

my

god

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kimmuc:
“ Viridian Forest
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kimmuc:

Viridian Forest

hvlth-gxth:
“ 2016 is the year all discrimination ended and mankind chose one of two sides which would be eternally embroiled in bitter contempt for one another.
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I"m sorry but I’m gonna have to choose the sides of the mirthful messiahs

hvlth-gxth:

2016 is the year all discrimination ended and mankind chose one of two sides which would be eternally embroiled in bitter contempt for one another.

I"m sorry but I’m gonna have to choose the sides of the mirthful messiahs

oselotticat:
“ Beach roo! :D
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oselotticat:

Beach roo! :D

istalriblaka:

vinegod:

How much is ya fabric. by ThatGed

No but someone would actually ask this have you worked in retail

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ninjalicious-kit:

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