ITS JUST A FRICKIN MOUSE
“Hillary Clinton should’ve done ______ as a Senator!!”
Ah yes
Hillary Clinton
The only United States Senator
There aren’t 535 members of Congress
You’re right
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
When family/friends "tease" me about my interests
What they think they're doing: good harmless fun :)
What they're actually doing: making me more paranoid, making me ashamed of what I like, more distrustful. More likely to hide all my interests and not want to open up to anybody.
I think whoever is working the camera saw all the memes from the last debate and is really trying to turn this into an episode of the office
i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
I miss early 1906 when Yugoslavia was the Ottoman killer, and Austro-Hungary had a real shot, and Гаврило Принцип was a Kmet instead of the literal embodiment of the death of Western Civ
i miss the old kanye
