when moana realizes who te ka is and the ocean parts, everything slows down, that soft music starts to play, and she walks calmly across the seafloor as te ka claws her way towards her, then the music slows and they stare into each others eyes as moana reaches out to her > every movie in existence
a collection of out-of-context The Adventure Zone quotes
- “You hear… crinkle-tinkles.” “FUCK.”
- “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”
- “Oh, the Unicorn Double-Barrel Special.”
- “No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”
- “I find that not killing people is very easy.” “Well, we all have dry spells, kid.”
- “Dad, you can just say ‘masturbating’.”
- “ ♫ Oh shit, sweet flip. ♫ “
I can’t believe that one of the rare “competent team moments" in taz resulted in tres horny boys fuckin up griffins narrative. Like he created an entire plot point completely reliant on their incompetence and ignorance and it happened to be the one time taako and merle actually scoured their spell books for something useful. Even in their moments of usefulness they fuck everything up. Incredible.
ha ha who wants to bet that part of the reason taako was so upset about hurley dying is specifically because she was poisoned :)
So we know that Taako's not a good person, but can we agree that he's not evil? Like, he's not a good person, but he's still good?
Anonymoustaako is chaotic evil
He seems more chaotic neutral than evil. Like, if he was evil, he wouldn’t give two shits about ren or refuge and probably would have killed angus.
my roomate told me she didn’t care much for green haired taakos but i could pull the look off, to which i said “I dont draw taako with green hair but now i do”
90% of people who claim feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary would lose a fight with a bird 1/8 their weight.
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