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edward elric: can i get uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………… my mom back

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heckboy:
“ Our beautiful son.
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heckboy:

Our beautiful son.

bossubossupromode:
“”
gearholder:
“ projectsnt:
“ hostsamurai:
“ bitterlyfrosty:
“The long argued debate is finally over!!!
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@tsuntsunraichu
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Yeah no I’m gonna need an actual source on that.
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OH, I’VE GOT YOUR SOURCE RIGHT HERE!!
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gearholder:

projectsnt:

hostsamurai:

bitterlyfrosty:

The long argued debate is finally over!!!

@tsuntsunraichu

Yeah no I’m gonna need an actual source on that.

OH, I’VE GOT YOUR SOURCE RIGHT HERE!!

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bsabo:

So I got into listening to The Adventure Zone recently (the DnD podcast the McElroy brothers do with their dad) and boy howdy am I having a case of The Feels. 

No, YOU’RE crying at a comedy DnD podcast! 

The top pairing is my fave sweet couple, Killian and Carey, and below is sad misguided nerd boy Lucas, who is probably my absolute favorite character archetype.

If you listen to the Eleventh Hour arc, be prepared for the tears.

stumposaurusrex:

jackpumpkinqueen:

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

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mbulteau:
“ yesterdaysprint:
“ St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, November 29, 1910
”
meow meow
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mbulteau:

yesterdaysprint:

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, November 29, 1910

meow meow

persitentmanlyagitation:
“ chefpyro:
“oh
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wait
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teaboot:

teaboot:

mjalti:

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels