Silver Tongue
evilhorse:
“You don’t say.
”

evilhorse:

You don’t say.

gullshriek:

hug time, its hug time everybody. imo magnus is very good at hugs and taako is very bad at them

ffawkes:

being in a fandom for more than a few years is kind of a surreal experience, honestly. you see fanart that you’ve sent in texts years ago, you see posts that you qualify now as ‘classics’ because of how old they are, you see people getting excited over new information that, honestly, you’ve known for a long while… you see one of those same-old same-old arguments bubbling up between people in the fandom and you just think to yourself “oh not again”, and then you lean back in your rocking chair, watching from the sidelines like your joints ache too much from all the battles of your past. a fuckin fandom grandparent. someone get me some applesauce

chrishoulihan:

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

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yourplayersaidwhat:

My sister and I are both tiefling bards, and we got a job to clear out a house.

Her: I roll to throw him down the stairs.

Me, right after she fails: I roll to throw her down the stairs.

jecenifo:
“ mmx4:
“ you can inspect element and find all the horse sprites and edit them
fun
” ”

jecenifo:

mmx4:

you can inspect element and find all the horse sprites and edit them

fun

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foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

spacepuck:

ppl in my writing workshop: yeah i just don’t get how people write in second person, it’s such a weird voice that you don’t see that much

me:

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arctic-hands:
“ rumwik:
“ It has arrived!
”
I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me
”

arctic-hands:

rumwik:

It has arrived!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

lunaelumen:

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.