deyogee:

one time i was so drunk i cooked a pound of bacon and melted cheese on it

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

cosmoillusion:

just look at these kids （人´∀`*）

Oh wow, that looks neat.

deyogee:

THERE WAS A DILDO IN THE BATHTUB AND IT SCARED ME I FORGOT I LEFT IT THERE!!!!

wattpadfic:

I h8 when straight girls are like “ugh I should just b a lesbian it’d be so much easier” like…buddy…pal…mate…no it would Not…

vhs-rat:

Mummy Rat.

Auction piece for Rakhs on FA.

onemancabaret:

mtv:

your voice matters. head to electthis.com to register to vote. 

*clears throat*
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

pearl-likes-pi:

OK BUT fOr real can we just talk about how pearl gets stabbed, literally stabbed thru the back

and the FIRsT THING SHE DOES RIGHT AFTER SHE LOOKS DOWN AND SEES WOW THERE IS A SWORD THRU MY LITERAL, BODY

SHE LOOKS, UP AT STEVEN TO MAKE SURE HE’S NOT UPSET

LIKE PEARL IS JUST STANDING THERE WITH A SWORD THROUGH HER TORSO AND STEVEN’S THE ONE SHE’S WORRIED ABOUT INSTANTLY, THAT’S WHO SHE THINKS ABOUT 

AND THERE ARE STILL PPL WHO ARE LIKE “PEARL DOESNT CARE ABOUT STEVEN” IM LIKE, LOOK AT HER SHE HAS A SWORD THROUGH HER CHEST AND SHE’S WORRIED ABOUT HIM

AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

butterscotchbird:

Halloween costumes

Happy is a candy clown

Adagio is a garden zombie

Nila is…..himself. (he’s supposed to be a werewolf but come on all he did was tear up a plaid shirt)

dicksplit:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs