Ask my troll some shit. Delphi is bored.

blindbirdnerd:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

snout:

@lumnch

sazzypants:

captioned-vines:

vinegod:

Deafinitely getting robbed by Zane and Heath

Robber: [yelling] Get on the ground!”

[Everyone screams]

Other robber: [ASL] “Sorry. On the ground, now.”

THIS IS REALLY CUTE WTF

janecrockerofficial:

caurae:

topographicocean:

I

Want

To

Die

honestly tho it’s really good

[S] Phil: Enter.

deyogee:

Brain: work on the pony herbert update

Me: I’m going to draw him with a pancake on his head because of that person with the pancake icon

Brain: don’t

Me:

Brain: stop

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too