phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

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specklez:

slimejen:

lobo-a-matic:

chieguevara:

you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine that feeling taken to the farthest possible extreme 

how dare you show this to mine own eyes.

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eddardsharpe:

keelahsomethigh:

star wars?? lol yeah i love star wars, the way they just [darth vader clenches fist] [someone suffocates and dies]

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theoriginalsugardaddy:

theriu:

sttevebuck:

lokis-kitten:

So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this scene would be if they used britney spears Toxic in the back… and then my hand slipped.

everytime yall see this scene now your gonna think of this song your welcome

this would make a great music video

WHY

WHY DOES THIS WORK

I AM DYING

omFG

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT

ambris:

willisninety-six:

Seriously, do Bernie or busters backing Johnson really NOT understand what libertarianism is?? It’s the exact polar opposite of what Bernie is proposing.
It promotes personal liberty and heavily minimized government

Seriously, little to no government intervention, total laissez-faire capitalism, which means NO regulation of wall street, NO universal health care, NO tuition-free college, NO gun control, NO federal protection for LGBT or female workers from harassment, Little to NO taxes meaning it’s harder for infrastructure of schools to be funded etc.

It’s like, say Elizabeth Warren voters going to Reagan or Ron Paul basically, it makes no logical sense whatsoever

THIS^

sashaforthewin:

winnifredburkle:

geekgirlsmash:

deadtucks:

what she says: im fine

what she means: the beastie boys band canonically exists in the star trek reboot universe and jim kirk canonically enjoys the song “sabotage” (if nothing else from their discography). however, theres a conflict here since the song “intergalactic” (by the same band) references star trek and more specifically spock not once, but twice, with the lyrics “like a pinch on the neck of mr spock” and “super educated im smarter than spock”. if the beastie boys exist in the rebootverse, does “intergalactic” exist also? and if so, are the aforementioned lyrics simply omitted or transformed into a seperate in-universe scifi reference to maintain the song’s theme?

Alternately, since in the same movie Spock time travels, there is a possibility that Spock went back in time met The Beastie Boys, and they just happened to think he was amazing.

#also#let’s not forget the voyage home#where mr. spock does use the nerve pinch#on a punk on a bus#and kirk is using his name all over the place#perhaps spock becomes an urban legend of folk justice (via @flange5)

If that is the case and Spock becomes an urban legend, then there is the distinct possibility that he was named after himself, the renowned folk hero of old

STABLE TIME LOOPS, EVERYBODY!

tardisrave:
“ deyogee:
“ @tardisrave Inghild do you remember this jfc
” ”
Hey, if you live in Alabama, Hawaii, Kentucky, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wyoming and Washington,...

tardisrave:

deyogee:

@tardisrave Inghild do you remember this jfc

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Hey, if you live in Alabama, Hawaii, Kentucky, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wyoming and Washington, D.C. then there’s nothing illegal about it

kiacomic:

The second of the non-canonical adventures of Kia.

adurot:
“ My Dash did a thing! @tjpones @chefpyro
”

adurot:

My Dash did a thing! @tjpones @chefpyro

agua-de-guayaba:
“ alliwannadoisbangscrew:
“ what the fuck is even goin on anymore
”
hell is empty and all the devils are here
”
The mirthful messiahs have come

agua-de-guayaba:

alliwannadoisbangscrew:

what the fuck is even goin on anymore

hell is empty and all the devils are here

The mirthful messiahs have come