Silver Tongue

glibribs:

i needed to draw something colorful bc i havent enjoyed drawing for like. A While
i included the cleaned up sketch + how it looked before i rendered, i think they look nice ?

alsmiiffy:

chiyoh:

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arew you fucking serious 

Vorify the user

The paladins false god

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I’m currently in two campaigns, and in my first campaign the party of five had a series of critical failures and bad luck against a single goblin, and jokingly named him the goblin god Yeemic and are going to start a cult in his name since he almost wiped out our party. I explained this story to my party members in the second campaign. The following later ensued between me, a dragonborn paladin, and my friends

Paladin: By the grace of Bahamut I will do what I can.

Bard: Please, you don’t actually worship Bahamut.

Paladin: Yes I do, I’m a freaking dragon, what else would I worship.

Bard(to the DM): I’d like to roll an insight check.

DM: I’ll allow it.

(Nat 20)

Bard: Bullshit you worship Bahamut!

Paladin: FINE, PRAISE YEEMIC MOTHERFUCKER!

DM: Well, I guess I have to allow that now…

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sleufoot:

Gregg can be a bit wacky when he’s tired. 

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gramarye:

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safegore:

kansass:

being nice is so easy just do it

you sound neurotypical

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person: hey be nice it’s easy
some jackass on tumblr dot com: um ACTUALLY? some of us are mean and hurtful to COPE :/ you ableist FUCK