Silver Tongue

teslacoils-and-hubris:

Fuck zodiac sign what’s the main instrument playing in your instrumental villain theme song???

Mines violin

pipe organ all the way

fuckthefuckery:

everythingfox:

“Does your Dog bite?” - “No but he learned how to use projectile weapons”

(via)

Dog: PAY ATTENTION TO ME! *smack*

lacrimalis:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

Bro look at this fucking dog

she knows what she wants and she’s going to get it

rainbow-reilly:

nintendo: here’s a first-person camera mode, so you can take close-ups with all your favorite villagers!

me: :)

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bigstupiduglyogre:

robinttg:

patchface:

things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:

  • the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
  • random sharp increases in volume
  • reversing a word in the middle of it being said
  • reversing someone running/falling as its happening
  • audiovisual stuttering
  • amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
  • screaming
  • overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”

I can say with absolute confidence that none of these things are funny

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Well clearly you’re a good judge of comedy so i’ll trust your opinion

crimsonpetal:

gingerteaonthetardis:

gingerteaonthetardis:

absolutely no dialogue in all of doctor who goes as hard as “our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.” “daleks have no concept of elegance.” “this is obvious.” absolutely nothing is as iconic as this alien robot bitch fight

“daleks, be warned: you have declared war upon the cybermen.” “this is not war. this is pest control.” kajsdhlaskdskdhk

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- (@fantasmalresplendent coming in with the great tags)

honestly daleks and cybermen interractions in general are great