lambebeardo:
“ All day…
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lambebeardo:

All day…

awkwardiceart:

this comic is terrible 

speaking of which, i’m finally done exams, so that’s pretty dabworthy

also please don’t repost onto other sites w/o permission k thanks

the-thought-emporium-imperial:
“ I like to imagine that panel of Amy running toward Nagus had a super intense barbarian yell that didn’t make it to inking.
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the-thought-emporium-imperial:

I like to imagine that panel of Amy running toward Nagus had a super intense barbarian yell that didn’t make it to inking.

can no one let you inside your house/apartment? are you gonna be okay outside in the middle of the night?

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

YES THANK YOU im actually back in ! the kitchen window was left unlatched and i was able to slither back inside, suspiciously

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id also like to thank everybody for never breaking into my apartment because apparently its really easy

thanks

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refinery29:

Police officers have arrested a man for filming an arrest even though they acknowledged it was legal for him to do so– and he’s a State Congressman

The police officers seemed more concerned with calling Rep. John Walker a “race baiter” for doing something completely legal than they were in upholding the law. But the kicker is that Rep. Walker had already been arrested for the same thing years ago, which is why he fought for the law (and won) in the first place.

Gifs: John Horse

WATCH THE VIDEO

clientsfromhell:

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My company does virus removal. We don’t offer warranties (nor does any of our competition) because all it takes is one click on an email or wrong website, and the computer is reinfected. That’s just part of the cost of running Windows. We allow that if the computer has viruses or pop ups the day after we fix it, it’s possible we just missed something (rootkit, technician error etc), and in that case we’ll do a free follow up.

On the other hand, some people are idiots. This exchange happened six weeks after a virus removal.

Client: I’m just not very happy with the service you provided. You came out (she’s determined it was me personally, even though I don’t take service calls anymore, but I play along) and everything was fine for a couple weeks, then I started getting pop ups again. Now I think I have a virus. And I don’t think I should have to pay again to fix it.

Me: We don’t warrantee virus removal, but I could give you a discount on removing this virus, and hopefully track down where you’re getting them from so you can avoid re-infecting your computer.

Client: But I’ll have to pay again?

Me: Did the computer work properly after I left?

Client: Yes, it was fine for two weeks, then I started getting pop ups.

Me: Ok, well the job was clearly done properly, so it’s possible some of your browsing habits re-infected the computer. However, I can understand how this is a frustrating scenario for you, so I can take 20 dollars off the follow up, or even do it for half price if you drop it off to one of our technicians.

Client: I’m just not very happy with the service. I called Comcast and and they said I shouldn’t have let that guy access my computer, but I don’t think you guys did a very good job.

Me: Hold on, you let someone access the computer?

Client: Yes, a pop-up said it was Microsoft, and I had to call a number.

Me: And you called it?

Client: Yes, and the guy I let on my computer was very nice, but Comcast says he wasn’t really from Microsoft.

Me: So you saw a random pop-up, called the number, and logged the hackers into your computer intentionally?

Client: Yes.

Me: Ok, well clearly that is not something we will cover, we don’t warrantee “I intentionally logged hackers into my computer to install viruses” and we will need to charge you full price to fix that.

Client: Ok, I’ll think about it.

Want to know if freelancing is for you? 

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

“how long have you been 17”
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

mattjosephdiaz:

This is about to get really sweet or really mean

g0966:

redrew my fav image from the internet