carnivalgraveyards:
“ Turnstile from an abandoned amusement park.
”
Turnstile to enter the spirit world. You cannot exit until you find the other one.

carnivalgraveyards:

Turnstile from an abandoned amusement park. 

Turnstile to enter the spirit world. You cannot exit until you find the other one.

soumenhiyamugi:

temmie&dogs

gunouflage:

The latest Pokemon GO update has, I’d say, one heck of a giant glitch!

and on that day, humanity received a grim reminder

qemillo:

Fuliggine (Soot) - for #inktober 2015

clickholeofficial:

We Put A GoPro On A Sparrow

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davoseaworthing:
“ everhappening:
“ ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET?
”
LOBOTOMITES, DON’T FORGET TO WASH THE WALKING EYES
”

davoseaworthing:

everhappening:

ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET?

LOBOTOMITES, DON’T FORGET TO WASH THE WALKING EYES

lemonsharks:

berlynn-wohl:

discochurch:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.

Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”]
Me: [goes to that building]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: Third floor, room twelve.
Me: [goes to that room]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: That desk over there.
Me: [goes to that desk]
Me: Where do I get a passport?
Them: Fill out this form.
Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…

being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines

artemispanthar:

theweniswarmer:

queertalizorah:

when I’m home alone

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DELETE THIS

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Paramedic: What's the emergency?
Me: Look, I've lost a lot of blood
Me: Or rather, I mean
Me: I actually know where my blood is, but