blair witch project true ending

cheeso:

the people in blair witch project: what was that noise!!

the blair witch: yaaaack ack ack… its me, the blare witch

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LADIES!

sinner-in-a-trashcan:

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

If he says, “If you love me, you’d have sex with me”…

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This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.

fish-boned:
“ shickalenia:
“ dduane:
“ thesuitsofwoah:
“ that’s almost too cruel
almost
”
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I...

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

lizmapes:

cinnabun-frisk:

imyourhuckleeberry:

Yesssss

I’M GOING TO DO THIS

@b4sti0n !!!!!

reserve:
“ SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
”

reserve:

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. 

birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

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old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to hear the answer to.

Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to hear the answer to.

Jumin Han: *tries to ruin his company, constantly changes projects, starts projects to make his cat happy and panws all the work off on Jaehee, makes Jaehee switch projects when she finds something she's passionate about, treats jaehee like shit*
Jumin Han: "I don't get it, why did Jaehee quit?"

dailyatlanta:

People don’t think there’s a process to being happy.

bigsphinxofquartz:
“ I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore
”

bigsphinxofquartz:

I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore