godbear999:

how come you get to make our fursonas for us tho

(based on the theory that the “animals” in nitw are actually humans and the animal versions are just how Mae likes to see them!!)

caffeinatednutcase:

PSA: You actually CAN ask your Autistic or otherwise Neurodivergent classmate to prom without inviting the news to cover it, or recording it and posting it on Facebook, fishing for people to call you “inspirational” or a “hero”.
That is all.

iguanamouth:

lewisandquark:

I’ve been playing around with char-rnn, an open-source torch add-on for character-based neural networks by Andrej Karpathy, using it to generate everything from cookbook recipes to superhero names to a Lovecraft/cookbook mashup.

I decided to train the neural network to randomly generate Pokemon names and abilities based on this list as a training set - and found that it was good at generating Pokemon. Annoyingly good at it - by the time it had gone through the training set 50 times, it was already fluently plagiarizing Pokemon word for word. I had to go back to my very first snapshot of the neural network (16 times through the training set), at which point it hadn’t yet learned the entire set of names and abilities, and was still coming up with hilarious new ones.

Some sample Pokemon:

Quincelax
Abilities: Sturdy, Secene Grace
Hidden ability: Tunged Leus

Tortabool
Ability: Healy Stream

Strangy
Abilities: Wharmwbra, Darp
Hidden ability: Magic Guard

Staroptor
Ability: Stench
Hidden Ability: Stick Hat

Stangute
Ability: Banger
Hidden Ability: Drang

Tyrnakine
Ability: Beak Eye

Minma
Abilities: Buttery armor, Shell Armor
Hidden ability: Weak armor

Ronch
Abilities: None

Mawuh
Ability: Rum Power

discount-supervillain:

not much, I’d bet.

channelate:

Bonus Panel—>http://www.channelate.com/extra-panel/20170328/

fatdryad:

evelynnesbit:

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

thatonegojimun:

shaped like a friend

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Snakes are the ultimate Vore Animal because yeah they swallow prey whole but they’d also be easy to Vore because you can just slurp em down like a noodle

Did you guys know you just post literally whatever on Tumblr and no one will stop you???

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

pembrokewkorgi:

glux2:

ambris:

chubbyarcanine:

iamfishman:

snaacks:

this is like saying the titanic reboot won’t have the titanic

what the fuck

Is this…is this for real?

Wanna cringe a bit more?

-Instead of being a boardgame, Jumanji is a video game in this reboot.
-That cast picture is not the “protagonists”, those are their in game characters (which they become when the game sucks them in)
-They are doing this cliche thing where the real life humans are playing their polar opposites (ie, the rock is the avatar of a nerdy guy)
-Jack Black is the playable character of an IRL female character, so you can imagine what kind of jokes to expect.

Supposedly it’s supposed to be a sequel and not a reboot… which only makes me feel… mildly better…

“ In August 2016, Johnson clarified that the film would not be a reboot, but a continuation of the 1995 film “

Can they just make this Captain N the movie instead?

I will say that the the characters and outfits look exactly like what a jungle video game would have. Jack would be an NPC though.

Frankly The Rock keeps being in movies that by all accounts should suck but end up not, so I’d give this the benefit of the doubt solely based on him making movies he’s in damn entertaining.

askmissbernadette:

writing-prompt-s:

You live in an alternate world where twins—fraternal and identical—can feel each other’s physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.

It’s called heartburn, learn to eat slower you hooligans