heckifiknowcomics:

my boner may be on fire but u can still touch it.

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

mttbrand-memes:

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got
2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you

justactnatural:

You: willy nilly
Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

glamourweaver:

threelegmeg:

srsly tho yall bernie or busters are gonna get us all fucking killed if you split the vote. Don’t fucking do it. He absolutely cannot win, he is not running.This is NOT the election to be pulling this, if you wanna write him in, do it in four years. But if trump wins, im not convinced you’ll have the chance in four years. Do. Not. Split. The. Vote.

Fun fact: a write in candidate has to register as such in a given state. Bernie is registered as a write-in candidate in ZERO states. If 90% of the electorate wrote his name in, not a single one of those votes would count.

pro-gay:

If you exist within the constrains of this universe fucking unfollow me

superbrybread:

fried-butter:

HE HAS NO MOUTH

HE HAS TO SCREAM

THIS KONG WISHES THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

HE’S PULLED APART WHEN HE DOESNT WANT TO

HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF AM’S TORTURED CREW

skelepunfucker:

croxovergoddess:

Draw the Happy Couple! :)

@azispaz