thingstolovefor:

8 Year old Mari gives a few facts about the Flint Water Crisis

Please don’t forget #Flint. Spread the word! #Love it!

animesriel:
“ A quiet place.
”

animesriel:

A quiet place.

lornacrowley:

valteuil:

lornacrowley:

different people on my dashboard keep talking about the cask of amontillado totally unprompted and this has been going on for the past couple of days and i’ve become more than a bit concerned personally

hey camille i have something really cool to show you in my basement come check it out

oh cool sure

kirbnation:

your-uncle-dave:

iamsineater:

fed-ex-official:

doomy:

fed-ex-official:

doomy:

im going to dispute einstein’s theory that time moves more slowly as you approach the speed of light and say that it’s actually slowest when youre at the door of a car waiting for someone to unlock it

That’s approaching the speed of light. It takes time for the light from the knob to hit your eyes and the spund of the car unlocking.

hey fed ex shouldnt you be delivering packages…

I got a package right here for you Doomy…

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Originally posted by sizvideos

“knob”….. car door. “knob”

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This post is a glorious mess

gearholder:

mommashark:

trashpits:

gaymonstergirl:

Danny sexbang has been found dead in miami

is he okay

he’s okay but hes dead

Ninja Brian has betrayed him and now he is both the Ninja and the Sex in this Party of one . _.

Oh please, this isn’t the first time danny has been murdered by ninja brian. Dannys conditional immortality is the reason why he’s a slightly better ninja than brian.

thecommonchick:

OCTOBER THROUGH DECEMBER IS LIT. DONT EVEN ARGUE. HAPPY HALLOTHANKSMAS.

sushinfood:

gayboats:

what the fuck even is 2016

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as it was foretold

can’t wait for the new sweet bro hella jeff movie

Goretober day 5: Guts
well you know what they say, no guts no gorey glory

Goretober day 5: Guts

well you know what they say, no guts no gorey glory

pandavalkyrie:
“ murdereratthematinee:
“ GET WRECKED
” ”