Can we see some more filthytale please? 83c
rosexknight:
“ sushinfood:
“ “i’ll give you something to cry about”
WHOSE PARENTS ACTUALLY SAY THAT THOUGH!?!?!?!? WHAAAAT!?!?
”
Mine did.
”

rosexknight:

sushinfood:

“i’ll give you something to cry about”

WHOSE PARENTS ACTUALLY SAY THAT THOUGH!?!?!?!? WHAAAAT!?!? 

Mine did.

pembrokewkorgi:
“ I’ve wanted to draw this ever since I saw Dartrix. Probably would’ve put more detail into it… but it’s been… a day…
”

pembrokewkorgi:

I’ve wanted to draw this ever since I saw Dartrix.  Probably would’ve put more detail into it… but it’s been… a day…

warmbun:

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

starsinew:

when everything is sweet and you have everything going for you but then there’s ur old mate mental illness approaching like

image

versacegods:

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this
me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is

last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left

bloodbending:

people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life