Silver Tongue
you, naively placing your faith in Moore's Law: i can't wait to upload my consciousness into a computer
me, knowing humanity is on the brink of unheralded breakthroughs in biological and genetic technology: i can't wait to have special surgery to remove all the bones in my body and let me slosh around on the floor like a half-empty water balloon

mrhaliboot:

My (updated) rendition of Rainbow Quartz 2.0, I’ve actually been wanting to share them for a very long time! The pose is based on one of my instagram pics

They’re smart, bossy, sassy and very emotional. They take missions very seriously but can’t help being a little melodramatic. They’re based a lot on super princess peach, both with a parasol weapon and also I thought it would be cool if they used their emotions as a weapon. (ofc they should be voiced by Thomas Sanders)

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Other fan-fusions: Unakite

scaliepost-generator:

skybreakerpony:

snowysaur:

axolittle

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axolotl

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Good post OP

the best fucking post op

cyanocitta-blattidae:
“My side of a trade w @askdarlingadelaide

cyanocitta-blattidae:

My side of a trade w @askdarlingadelaide <3 

why are millenials not linking the first flame?

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

ersatzsun:

Recent studies show record low numbers of Undead between the ages of 15-35 journeying across the land in a quest to gather souls and immolate themselves in the holy fire that sustains our current age.

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Linking the flame? In this economy? If rent and bonfires were more affordable then maybe.

Turn Up in the Fairy Realm

yourplayersaidwhat:

Mage: I persuade the fairy queen to invite us in for tea and crumpets.

*Rolls a nat 20*

DM: You ask for tea and crumpets, but instead she offers your whole party her best absinthe and enchanted weed brownies. Ya’ll are about to get fucked up. 

supersillyshyguy:
“Friend sent me this!
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supersillyshyguy:

Friend sent me this!

Well that is that

adurot:

ppdk:

Dear people who caused the leaving of the U.K. From the EU.
By that, I mean those who either voted for it, or didn’t bother to vote at all, for whatever reason you placated yourself with.

You now have a personal responsibility to ensure that this golden future of independence you so thoroughly believe in comes to pass.
This is entirely on you.

And if it fails, it will be laid squarely at your feet by everyone who comes after you.

The same can be said to Trump voters in the US.