Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days
Our tiny half-human half-spider: *talks*
Me (OOC): That’s adorable. I need to punch the wall to feel manly again.
DM: Ok, roll to see if you hit the wall.
*rolls natural 20*
DM: Ok, roll for damage.
Me: Can I use my claws?
DM: Sure?
*rolls 11 damage*
DM: You manage to punch through the wall.
Centaur: Was that really necessary?
Wolf girl (me): I NEEDED TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN
honestly that meme where someone abruptly ends their sentence mid word and then someone reblogs it saying something along the lines of “they were fucking killed while making this post” is just a retread of the candlejack meme except without the implica
There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:
When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.
Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas Beasy Mist Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard Chocolate Pickle Sauce Whole Chicken Cookies Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom Star * Cover Meats Out Of Meat Completely Meat Circle Completely Meat Chocolate Pie Cabbage Pot Cookies Artichoke Gelatin Dogs Crockpot Cold Water
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.