neilnevins:

Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days

dapperspacedorito:

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

The climax of poetic literature.

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.

This is like the lethal weapon of fanfiction. It hits every cliche there is for its genre but that’s because it’s the one to codify the cliche.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our tiny half-human half-spider: *talks*
Me (OOC): That’s adorable. I need to punch the wall to feel manly again.
DM: Ok, roll to see if you hit the wall.
*rolls natural 20*
DM: Ok, roll for damage.
Me: Can I use my claws?
DM: Sure?
*rolls 11 damage*
DM: You manage to punch through the wall.
Centaur: Was that really necessary?
Wolf girl (me): I NEEDED TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

more-notes-than-you:

dirtbaby2016:

honestly that meme where someone abruptly ends their sentence mid word and then someone reblogs it saying something along the lines of “they were fucking killed while making this post” is just a retread of the candlejack meme except without the implica

huh. guess he fell asleep

sodomydog:

darksunngwyndolin:

terriamon:

I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this cutscene

You’re supposed to be able to tell time by looking into a cat’s eyes but honestly context really does nothing for this scene

[x]

queenofthemonsters:

writing-prompt-s:

Your friend requested to be buried with his headset and system, he just came online.

“I can’t believe I have to carry you fuckers from beyond the grave”

biff-donderglutes:

noseforahtwo:

lewisandquark:

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

I’m Whip the Mustard.

There are tears in my eyes

rottenchicken:

Nood

too-dee:

well, you can’t get what you want but you can get me

craspyhome:

a group of 4 people are given 3 hours to edit a youtube poop and try to turn it back into its regular source material