chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

Honestly I find it a little hard to believe Jack has never killed any humans after spending 50+ years in a world completely ruled by his archenemy. Aku didn’t have a single human minion? In 50 years, all Jack has fought is robots? Ehh. Doubt.

Even if he has only fought robots… Many of those robots have been sapient, and could be considered alive in their own right.

Also what would you call Demongo the Soul Collector? Certainly not a robot, and though Jack didn’t kill him outright, Demongo’s defeat was effectively a death sentence regardless.

Also very true.

Having Jack go through this “first kill” stuff seems a bit arbitrary.

beings made of magic aren’t the same. remember how many of akus shadow minions he destroyed when freeing his father in the pilot?

excess-of-cats:

cattusinhortum:

cuckroach2:

xenokin:

holy shit

My boss keeps listening to this song at work and I cannot hear it without thinking of this post

wolvensnothere:

unclewhisky:

twelfth-doctor:

this comic is everything I’ve ever wanted

Commissioner Gordon is the best Batman character, and I will allow no argument on this matter.

Damn right. He’s ALWAYS known.

rosexknight:

writing-prompt-s:

A child is kidnapped. Outraged, the monsters that live under their bed and in their closet vow to find them.

Dude I need this holy fuck.

raptorific:

lornacrowley:

history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually 

I have a degree in history and I can say with some degree of scholarly confidence that you cannot definitively prove either of these people were not secret werewolves

zackdoesart:

afniel:

ni-ghtdreams:

• “Wait, this isn’t normal?”
• “I thought everyone does this!”
• Steals every movie and book plot that I know.
• Not being able to sleep well because of the urge to daydream before sleeping.
• Not being able to wake up because of the urge to daydream after sleeping.
• “I actually didn’t study at all because I was too busy daydreaming last night.”
• Long car rides are heaven.
• Always brings earphones everywhere along with 50 music playlists.
• Making facial expressions in public and end up being seen by 50 random strangers.
• Overlapping universes and characters that aren’t real.
• “Recovery? A life without daydreaming? Nah, I don’t know them.”

…*hides entire childhood*

*HIDES ENTIRE CHILDHOOD AND ADULT LIFE*

yeenmom:

pastel-fluff-witch:

pastelp0ssum:

writing-prompt-s:

You’ve adopted a puppy that has turned out to be a purebred Hellhound.

666/666 pupper

Good stats

@ottercola

draagalge:

just-shower-thoughts:

I wish they had variety 12 packs of sodas.

@dies-first

sabertoothwalrus:

I almost crashed in a parking lot today because of this

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