Silver Tongue
orestian:
“ eggcup:
“ nflstreet:
“what a cuck
”
>be presidential adviser
>order fellow conservatives to vote for trumpcare
>they all just fucking laugh at me
>tfw
”
>tfw the coup is not as easy as u thought it wud be >pls no bully
”

orestian:

eggcup:

nflstreet:

what a cuck

>be presidential adviser
>order fellow conservatives to vote for trumpcare
>they all just fucking laugh at me
>tfw

>tfw the coup is not as easy as u thought it wud be >pls no bully

puublack:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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I am now one of the people getting really mad at food what the fuck is this

captainsnoop:

naughtyjester:

FOOLISH SAMURAI…

I FAKED EVERY ORGASM !!

HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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konosuba

chefpyro:

samwritesstuff:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

four idiots accidentally and purposely torture one another for 20 episodes

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i mean

yeah

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It’s Always Sunny in DnD

you know what, that’s it. that’s what it is. you got it.

it’s an Always Sunny fantasy au.

onion-souls:

I will protect Araki at all costs

tw-evan:
“ psifreezeomega:
“This is the soft grandma of love and generosity (regular & HD)
Reblog for good vibes, love, and warm soup to come your way
”
reblog if the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right
”

tw-evan:

psifreezeomega:

This is the soft grandma of love and generosity (regular & HD)
Reblog for good vibes, love, and warm soup to come your way

reblog if the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

paddehfeets:

timelordy-teganbreann:

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Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.

This made my day

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

bowsic:

yujuchingu:

sapphictaurean:

trohmosexual:

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt

if my eye isn’t twitching its not sour enough

chefpyro:

insanelyfriendlyguy:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Aliens probably don’t even have good wi-fi smh

Just got abducted. They do have good wi-fi. We played counterstrike and there wasn’t any lag at all

I call bullshit. Aliens don’t play Counterstrike. There’s a small niche that plays Battlefield and CoD, but most of them play Guzmod’nth and Overwatch.

They said Guzmod'nth is mainstream trash

who do they main in overwatch?