cairo-the-cat:

oddity-txt:

gaymaul:

oddity-txt:

Yeahh I’m pretty sure that his left wing is deformed. It hasn’t straightened out and his Chrysalis was a little whack

I’m worried. He flies like a dork- a little frantic and uneven, but he can still fly. I don’t have any means of keeping him though so I’m not sure what to do
Any suggestions for a handicapped yet handsome butterfly?

hi, i think chicken nugget might be a chimera! a chimera is an organism with cells from two different zygotes, usually a result of a merging of sibling zygotes during gestation. anyway this can result in organisms with both male and female cells, and in animals with sexual dimorphism like many butterflies, having a “split” like chicken nugget is common!

here’s an example of a butterfly chimera with a split:

and here is the sexual dimorphism of spicebush swallowtails, with the male on the left and the female on the right:

male spicebush swallowtails are also smaller than the female, which would account for the size difference of chicken nuggets…chicken wings

as far as flight ability and care goes, i have no clue, but congrats on your beautiful new child!!

CHICKEN WING IS BREAKING THE BINARY oh my god oh my god thank you for this info my bro is a fucking hella rad chimera non fuckig binary,, oh my god
We’re nb bros I can’t believe this

He’s not a boy or a girl folks
He’s chicken nugget

This story has evolved so much this is amazing

toonyart:

Steam Train playing Who’s Your Daddy is…creepy.

maxisawerewolf:

internalscreeching:

gamefanatics:

The ends justifies the means

When you write shit code but it still works somehow so you leave it be

this gif applies to so much of my life and I can’t think of a single way to improve the metaphor

rosexknight:

legendofthefairies:

western-weaboo:

thebuttkingpost:

twofacetoo:

misterclarkrogers:

envymyblackness:

rootbeersweetheart:

freshprinceofmaldonia:

Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

*sips her tea*

That’s what I said

oh no

It’s funny how there’s still ‘pee-oh-see‘ (let that phrase fucking die) characters in Disney movies who ARE HUMAN FOR LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FILM

But hey, you wanna know who else wasn’t human for the majority of their movie?

CAPTAIN WHITEBOY MCFURRY HERE

TRANSFORMATION IS A PLOT POINT OLDER THAN FICTION ITSELF

IT’S NOT RACIST.

GET OVER IT.

GO OUTSIDE.

I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko

I died at “captain whiteboy mcfurry”

THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE FINALLY FIXED THIS POST. LAST TIME I SAW THIS THE GOOD PART WASN’T ON IT

Omg Captain Whiteboy McFurry I’m dying XD

angelrin89:

crazyherplady:

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

Omg it’s back and I still love it

@dragonnutt

denigrator:

mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

rrueplumet:

honestly one of the most friggin hilarious things about bob’s burgers is how drastically the scale of the story-lines fluctuates.  like some episodes are so everyday, sit-com mundane; gene joins the cheerleading squad, tina goes on a date, linda gets another job, something funny happens at the school or the restaurant

but then some episodes are preposterously dramatic??  the family gets trapped on a crazy cruise ship or they have to fly and crash land a plane or mr fischoeder’s brother TIES BOB AND MR FISHOEDER TO THE PIER TO MURDER THEM SO HE CAN INHERIT AND SELL THE AMUSEMENT PARK 

and you never know if you’re gonna get an episode where the plot revolves around a grill not working properly or, like, bob gets threatened by the mafia 

also some episodes are inexplicably musicals