beekeep:

pro-gay:

Anyway cars are homophobic, I can’t wait till they invent teleportation, the only true pro-lgbt means of transport

Lets Getaround By Teleporting

raaynee:

su art dump

comradegil:

thekatierodriguez:

A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.

literally gay ppl been doing this for years lol being straight sounds exhausting 

purplethinks:

Anyone out there still in the Lego Movie fandom? …No? 

Well I drew my faves so…I’ll just leave ‘em here

internetexplorers:
“ ah yes. it must be so difficult. so much pressure to cast a Chinese actress to play a Chinese character who saved all of China.
”

internetexplorers:

ah yes. it must be so difficult. so much pressure to cast a Chinese actress to play a Chinese character who saved all of China.

tardis-mind-palace:

kaliforhnia:

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade

r-f-a-scenarios:
“ Alright but turn it horizonally to the right as well and do the same
”

r-f-a-scenarios:

Alright but turn it horizonally to the right as well and do the same

Luciel: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons! 8D
Yoosung: Bet I can!!
V: [sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, reads the paper]
We play video games very differently…

rosexknight:

J, Playing Okami: So after I defeat True Orochi after going through The Spirit Gate I’ll get Thunder Strike and if I power it up with Gold Dust and learn the Wind Blade technique thing in the Dojo it can cause 50 damage in one second when charged, making it more powerful than the ultimate weapon thing, Solar Flare…

Me, Playing Okami: I like this sword it lets me zap people with lightning.