customerservicewolf:
“ With extra mayo! Good for you.
”

customerservicewolf:

With extra mayo! Good for you.

customerservicewolf:
“ Y Y Y N.
”
customerservicewolf:
“ EVERY time.
”

customerservicewolf:

EVERY time. 

When you realize that your friend doesn’t like pizza:

clientsfromhell:

I was making a website for a client. The website’s main color was navy. Of course, to make it more interesting and attractive, I added some colors that would complement navy.

Client: I don’t want these other colors. Make it all navy.

I change it so that the entire website is navy, but with some slight variations in shade to distinguish elements.

Client: What’s with these shades? Make it all solid navy.

I do so.

Client: I told you to make it a solid color! Don’t try to trick me. When I stand up it looks lighter when I sit down. Make it all the same color.

grfygrf:

nostraightanswer-is-kenji-b:

dashbeardconfessional:

chip readers are becoming unpredictable nowadays

Clerk: We actually have the chip reader now…
Customer: Oh yeah?
(The customer holds up a corn chip and proceeds to place it in the chip reader off-screen.)
Clerk: Oh, it’s not gonna work with that kind of ch….
(The chip reader beeps. A feminine voice says “transaction completed” as the vaporwave hit song “Lisa Frank 420 / Modern Computing” by MACINTOSH PLUS plays. The clerk’s eyes widen as they stare in awe.)

I’m glad the captioneer managed to figure exactly what the song was

jwblogofrandomness:

ketrindarkdragon:

New Knuckles glitch is hilarious

Flying Knuckles has made his glorious return!

Welcome back buddy! We missed you!

thekilleropekui:

atomicbrawlers:

Myah!

Stamper is a gift covered in dildo decorated gift wrap.

Will you be doing inktober?
Anonymous

revscarecrow:

Probably. I was thinking of combining inktober with the tarot art streams for when the art would work for a card. I’ll keep y’all updated on my art blog. https://www.tumblr.com/blog/revscarecrowart

dongstomper:
“ something about this art style fills me with a primal, instinctive fear. like the bright colouring of the poison dart frog or the distinctive hourglass pattern of the black widow spider this thumbnail is a very clear indicator to stay...

dongstomper:

something about this art style fills me with a primal, instinctive fear. like the bright colouring of the poison dart frog or the distinctive hourglass pattern of the black widow spider this thumbnail is a very clear indicator to stay far away.

it looks like they’re trying to do a fusion between gravity falls and family guy and ended up with some abomination that never should have existed