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Sean "sonicmega" Chiplock - Vah Me'DOH

sonicmega:

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Here in Hyrule, we take our safety very seriously.

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Audio © myself

geekwithsandwich:

therealbitchpudding:

daftwithoneshoe:

rightnowbb:

So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.

And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.

Guys.

Elephants think humans are cute.

Now we know what elephants blog about.

it’s actually proven that elephants view humans as we view cute animals.

elephants are so SWEET though you guys idk if you realize

like, they extensively mourn their dead and one of the things they do is cover them with leaves, and sometimes when people go to sleep on the ground in an area with elephants, they will wake up COVERED WITH LEAVES because some elephants found them and thought they were dead and it made them sad so they buried them!!!!!!!!  omg precious

and they aren’t really “scared of mice” but they will get upset and try really hard to get away from a mouse because (we think) they are really afraid of stepping on the mouse!!!  they know they are big and have big stompy feets and they are afraid of stepping on other animals!!!

also they form long-lasting friendships and when rescuing elephants it’s really important to keep friends together because they can get really depressed when they are separated!  when friends are reunited they make happy sounds and cuddle really close and it’s so cute and it makes me cry.  ;______;  i just, have so many elephant feels you guys

chefpyro:

catswithbaseballbats:

chefpyro:

Just confused Samurai Jack showrunner Tartakovsky with 19th century composer Tchaikovsky

samurai jack but all the music is replaced with classical music by Tchaikovsky

Samurai Jack but instead of a sword he has a big fuckoff canon that he shoots to the beat of the music

whispceon:

furries have such amazingly diverse genders like we got:

big muscly tiger bara

neon femboy

girl with little to no chub around the waistline and cheeks and neck with no fat yet still being described as “T H I C C” because her thighs are larger than her head

girl with penis but isn’t a trans girl

macro falco

bowser

chinchilla with their gut opened up to reveal candy like intestines

diapers

punk girls

really average looking fox guy probably in a polo t-shirt and shorts

the same guy listed as above but with a 50% chance to be into chastity

milfs

horse that works on a farm and has a 12 inch penis

big milky cow girls

someone who really likes pastels and probably has a side-blog dedicated to gore

agender dragon

that owl from the tootsie pop commercials

codex-fawkes:

goldstarprivilege:

muchymozzarella:

afunnyfeminist:

ghastderp:

i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

He knows men are like that

his father was like that to his mother

he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that

and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that

And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it. 

Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.

I’ve loved Patrick Stewart since I was a kid in the 80′s watching Next Gen. He’s always been awesome, including his fabulous friendship with the amazing Ian McKellen: 

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or fostering a sweet pitbull named Ginger:

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he really is an amazingly good person. :)

smartalexy:
“ hannibals-cheekbones:
“ pinkpandorafrog:
“ thecringeandwincefactory:
“ weavemama:
“ republicana-usa:
“ jewishsansastark:
“ lennat2:
“ fromchaostocosmos:
“ neontoxicity:
“ brachial-saur:
“ weavemama:
“THIS CIA IS NOT FUCKING AROUND
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smartalexy:

hannibals-cheekbones:

pinkpandorafrog:

thecringeandwincefactory:

weavemama:

republicana-usa:

jewishsansastark:

lennat2:

fromchaostocosmos:

neontoxicity:

brachial-saur:

weavemama:

THIS CIA IS NOT FUCKING AROUND 

Did someone say he’s going to jail? Play that sweet music.

The day he is thrown in jail along with everyone else involved we shall have massive parties in the streets and anyone angry about it will be put on a large boat and pushed out to sea and hopefully their friend russia will come save them. Bye bye assholes, we’ll be here, making America FABULOUS!

okay but what about pence because him and then paul ryan are next in line so if trump is jailed we won’t be out of the woods yet so can we get rid of them as well?

Yeah…there’s the rub…but I guess we have to start somewhere.  We just have to make sure that we keep up the momentum and don’t forget about what is left to do, like so many did with standing rock. 

Unless the CIA tosses them ALL in jail.  That would be great. 

If the CIA puts Trump and Pence and Ryan into jail I might die of sheer happiness.

For WHAT? Legally winning an election fair and square? GET OVER IT.

No honey,

-For having contact with Russia throughout his whole campaign

-For constantly corresponding with Russia throughout his whole campaign

-For literally censoring a recording of a phone call w/ Puti

-For jeopardizing our safety by going out partying after North Korea’s missile threat 

-For continuing to ignore the North Korea missile crisis because of his shitty vacation (Our lives are on the line here sis) 

-For allowing his counselor to promote his daughter’s promote her products at the White House (Ethics Rule violation)

-For also possibly firing Sally Yates for delivering information on Flynn’s contact w/ Russia??????

-For not instantly doing anything about Flynn’s contact w/ Russia (sounds a little fishy)

-For literally committing treason?????

This Russia and national security scandal is getting juicier and juicier each day. If you have a TV, turn on the news. If you have a computer, read the news. If you’re a paper-person, pick up a newspaper. Obviously, he didn’t “legally” win the election when latest breaking news says that his campaign was constantly involved with a foreign country. Obviously it wasn’t “fair and square” when he lost the popular vote. And no, we’re not just gonna “GET OVER IT” because 45 isn’t just an ugly orange man we like to hate on for shits and giggles. He’s jeopardizing our security, he’s jeopardizing our future, and he’s jeopardizing our lives. 

Good day. 

People are thick in the fuckin head.

The man’s been in office a month and the amount of - illegal - damage he’s already done has been absolutely tremendous. The fuck are people defending when they jump up to defend him???

Someone mentioned this on another post about Trump being deposed, and I think it’s worth bringing over here as well.

Make no mistake, Pence is bad. I think we’d be in for four (or however many) years of civil rights battles that would really fucking suck.

However, if/when (please god when) Trump is removed from office, it sends a line to Pence et al. It says, “There are lines you can’t cross. You’re being watched, and remember you work for the people, not the other way around.”

Not only that, but Pence is far, far less of a national security risk, ie. an actual politician who knows how to behave politically and democratically. We’re up for four years of horseshit and civil rights issues either way, I’d like to take my civil rights battles with less chance of actual war.

Literally nothing will happen unless they agree to investigate him. CALL YOUR CONGRESSPERSON!! If they happen to be on the House Intelligence Committee call/email/tweet them everyday! Call Devin Nunes, Republican chair of the committee and tell him you want an investigation! He worked on Trump’s transition team, he’s in charge and he’s refusing to investigate!

Devin Nunes’s contact info: 

Main: (202) 225-2523 

Fax: (202) 225-3404 

Visalia office: (559) 733-3861

Clovis office:  (559) 323-5235

I’ve called people every day about an investigation. These calls DO WORK PEOPLE.

Interns and secretaries have confirmed that calling is the most effective form. Petitions and emails get filtered into an algorithm to be sorted and mail can sit for ages without being read but calls get through.

saccharinescorpion:
“My Brother, My Brother, and Me (2017)
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this is a mcelroy

saccharinescorpion:

My Brother, My Brother, and Me (2017)

this is a mcelroy

gayunclejunkrat:

gayunclejunkrat:

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

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cinema-sins:
“ d2kvirus:
“It’s been five years - and it still hurts…
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#neverforget
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cinema-sins:

d2kvirus:

It’s been five years - and it still hurts…

#neverforget