vedajuno:

vedajuno:

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

lunarebane:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

dingodoodles:

Happy Pride month everyone! Hope you all stay safe out there <3

garbage-empress:

thottistani:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

politijohn:

When we say abolish police, that also means take capitalism with it

ondeahy:

no one believes gordos [waynerSob]

darkestelemental616:

masswisteria:

probablybadrpgideas:

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

you. I don’t like you.

noxvella:

count-of-cagliostro:

Okay for reference, Batman can’t see the shades because he doesn’t have magical powers and the Shades know this. But shit like this has been happening the whole movie and he’s gotten decently good at telling where magical shit is based on where everyone else is gawking at.
I just love that the Shades genuinely get spooked, suddenly unsure if Batman actually does have powers or if he’s secretly a god or something. Cause that’s what Batman does: tricking far more powerful heroes and villains into thinking he’s not just a rich boy in a mask.

Batman is so fucking good