scotchtapeofficial:

imagine, if you will, how we would have handled them in 2012

They would treat every monster like the onceler and combine car boys, adventure zone and MBMBAM into car brothers zone

ktae:

ragesyndrome:

ragesyndrome:

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

I still believe that he really loves garlic because prof quirrells turban smelled like garlic and he claimed he stuffed garlic in it to keep vampires away so I can 100% believe that the entire time during the events of philosophers stone, voldemort was just munching on garlic inside quirrells turban

kumagawa:

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

LGBeeT

ohshititsmama:

thegrandweebofedenderry:

thelovelytrixie:

swimmingpo0l:

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

why-animals-do-the-thing:

charadreemurr:

draikinator:

X X X X X < Sources on alpha wolves being a myth

be nice to puppers

@why-animals-do-the-thing

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the-queen-is-off-duty:

Bed-sharing while holding hands and wearing underwear

fallout3gameoftheyearedition:

golfgalaxy:

how do i stealth kiss my wife

trenchgun:

(u hear banging on ur window at 3:47 am and u look outside and this is standing there)

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