dorkly:
“ 10 Fanfiction Excerpts That Are So Bad, They Will Break You ”
fruitsoftheweb:
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@probablyfakeblonde

fruitsoftheweb:

@probablyfakeblonde

frektane:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Roxy Lalonde comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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rakkuguy:

Bad Influence

mosswyrm:

don’t forget! every arthropod you see is a more evolved and specialized, yet shittier, crab

dreaminpng:
“ ThinkGeek, I appreciate and enjoy how you know exactly who your target market is.
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dreaminpng:

ThinkGeek, I appreciate and enjoy how you know exactly who your target market is.

I'm gonna vote Trump. He's an idiot, but at least he's not a corrupt, amoral criminal like Hillary is.
Anonymous

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Buddy, he’s all of those things and more.

Holocaust survivors have compared trump to Hitler.

allophobia:

what society needs to understand is that friendship and romance are not ranks, tiers, or levels. they are not above or below each other. romance is not a promotion. friendship is not a demotion. romance is not “more than” being friends with someone. friendship and romance are concepts that exist on equal terms, side by side. sometimes they happen to coincide. other times they never intersect at all. how relationships are classified is up to the individuals involved but like?? neither is inherently more or less valuable is the thing

cityelf:

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.